Welcome to the apex of minimal web development. This entire website is running out of a single flat object storage bucket. No backend, no frameworks, no dynamic rendering, no problems.
It loads instantly because there is absolutely nothing of substance or heavy JavaScript here to slow it down.
It is physically impossible to SQL-inject a text file. Try it. We dare you. Our security is flawless by omission.
Whether 1 person or 10 million people visit this page to do nothing, the cloud provider handles it. (Please don't DDOS us though, the egress bills hurt).
What would you like to do next, operator?